Okay so there’s something I’ve been meaning to discuss for a while and it’s really upsetting to me. 
It’s about people who pour the milk before the cereal.
I’m sorry but honestly, what are you doing with your life? Milk before cereal is seriously going against the rules of nature. You cannot do that. You can’t pour milk before your cereal. How will you know how much cereal you’re going to eat? The balance between milk and cereal needs to be so because if you upset this balance by performing this absurd ritual of milk before cereal each morning, you’re going to be left with more milk than cereal which means your cereal is just floating around your bowl like its lost in space. It just does not work that way. Cereal first guys. It’s how you know how much you plan on eating that morning so then your milk can go in accordance with this. Don’t disturb the balance. And enough with this insanity of milk before cereal. If you cannot do it right, you do not deserve the privilege of cereal.
That is all.

kawaiians:

getting older is scary can i stop

luhaniac:

yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????

REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????

i think so too

im-kellin-myself:

Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad

codykru:

everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin

caitlinfanning:

I remember one time in 7th grade a girl asked me if I got gotten my period yet and I said yes and then she whined and said “Oh my God! You’re so lucky!” and I looked her dead in the eyes and said, “No. I’m not.”

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

snorlaxatives:

siblings born within the same year make me uncomfortable because that means the parents had sex like right after one was born like give ur vagina a break